There’s nothing quite like passing around a joint with friends, laughing until your cheeks hurt, and debating whether or not cold pizza is a breakfast food. But just like any social activity, smoking weed with others comes with its own set of rules.
Whether you’re a seasoned toker or new to the scene, brushing up on your cannabis etiquette ensures you won’t be that person who kills the vibe. Let’s dive into the do’s and don’ts of group smoke sessions.
Do: Follow the Puff, Puff, Pass Rule
This is the golden rule of group smoking. Take two puffs, then pass it along. No one likes a bogart who treats the joint like their personal oxygen supply. Sharing is caring, folks! This rule keeps the rotation fair and allows everyone to get their turn.
Plus, nothing ruins a chill session faster than someone who takes six hits and leaves a tiny roach for the next person.
Don’t: Hog the Joint
We get it—you’re excited. But holding onto the joint while telling a 10-minute story about your cat’s new scratching post? Big no-no.
Finish your hits, pass it along, and then dive into your epic tale. The session isn’t a podcast episode, and your friends didn’t sign up for a monologue. Keep the circle moving and the vibes flowing.
Do: Bring Your Own Supplies
Showing up empty-handed to a smoke session is like arriving at a potluck with no dish to share. Bring some bud, rolling papers, or at least snacks—because munchies are inevitable. Even if you don’t have much, contributing in any way shows appreciation and respect for the group.
Bonus points if you bring a new strain for everyone to try.
Don’t: Criticize Someone Else’s Weed
Sure, not every strain is top-shelf, but nobody likes a weed snob. Be grateful for what’s being shared, and save the critique for your Yelp reviews.
Remember, cannabis sessions are about community, not competition. If someone brought budget bud, they still brought something, and that deserves respect.
Do: Pass to the Left
It’s an unwritten rule as old as time. Passing to the left keeps the rotation smooth and confusion-free. Ever tried to pass both ways? Chaos. Stick to the left and keep things organized. Your friends will thank you.
Don’t: Skip the Rotation
Skipping someone in the circle is a quick way to earn side-eye for the rest of the night. Keep the rotation intact and let everyone enjoy the experience. No one likes being left out, especially when weed is involved.
Do: Keep Your Pieces Clean
No one wants to take a hit from a bong that looks like it’s been through the apocalypse. Clean your pipes, bongs, and other gear before bringing them to a session. Resin buildup not only affects the flavor but also the experience. A clean piece is a happy piece.
Don’t: Surprise Someone with Edibles
Not everyone is ready to embark on the magical mystery tour that edibles provide. Always let people know if you’re offering an edible, and be honest about the dosage.
Surprising someone with a 50mg brownie? Not cool. Edibles hit differently, and everyone deserves to know what they’re consuming.
Do: Be Honest About Your Tolerance
If you’re new to smoking or have a low tolerance, let the group know. There’s no shame in pacing yourself.
Plus, it helps avoid situations where you accidentally turn into a couch-locked philosopher contemplating the meaning of life. Honesty protects everyone without unexpected green-outs.
Don’t: Double Dip
Licking the rolling paper and then passing it to the next person? Hard pass. Be mindful of hygiene, especially in group settings. Nobody wants to catch a cold (or worse) from a joint. Use a filter or a joint holder if needed.
In addition, it should go without saying that you shouldn’t be sharing if you feel sick. Germs don’t care how good the strain is—pass the joint while you’re sick, and you’re passing whatever nasty bug you’ve got, too. Sharing bongs, pipes, or even rolling up for the crew when you’re under the weather is a guaranteed way to make sure everyone spends the next few days miserable.
Do: Offer Snacks and Water
Be the MVP of the session by bringing snacks and drinks. Hydration and munchies are essential for a good time, and your friends will thank you. Plus, no one wants to be the person who’s too high and too parched to function.
Don’t: Overstay Your Welcome
Once the session is winding down and people start yawning, take the hint. Hanging around too long after the last puff can make things awkward. Know when to call it a night and leave on a high note (pun intended).
Bonus Tips for Cannabis Etiquette
- Don’t torch the bowl: If you’re hitting a bowl, corner it so everyone gets a green hit.
- Respect the host’s rules: If the session is at someone’s place, respect their boundaries.
- Keep noise levels in check: Especially if you’re smoking in shared spaces.
Final Toke
Cannabis is all about community, relaxation, and good vibes. Following these etiquette tips promises a great time for all, and you’ll always be invited back for the next session.
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